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finally…… puppygirls…

will be available as merch soon probably

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my mother envies my heart rock hunting skills and i will never let her forget it

mirakurutaimu:

“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”

raychleadele:

actual-sleeping-beauty:

chopnuts:

so-much-for-subtlety:

mathew:

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SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

@paperstorm

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Just an absolute fucking orb of a creature

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me

me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out

me at 7: he would not fucking say that

scholar-of-envy:

girls will literally say “i should go to bed” and stay up for another two hours

Anonymous asked:

this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????

joy-crimes:

and who made him king of the stephens anyways????

kitausuret:

Write fanfic for yourself.

Publish fanfic for the rotation of 3-6 people who are devoted readers and will either go feral or leave you very nice words and yell with you about it.